When you were at school were you forced to learn a musical instrument?
Me? Well I had the usual recorder thrust in my grubby paws but weirder than this I have used a melodica (a instrument you blew that had a keyboard), a stylophone, a glockenspiel, hand bells and a triangle (when they finally found out I was tone deaf).
Anything better than this?
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I learned the violin. My experiences added to that of having to listen to my husband who decided at one point he wanted to learn to play the violin led to me writing this short poem.
What the music teacher really thinks.
The devil makes work for idle hands – thus the violin was born
from whose tortured throat, screaming notes are torn.
The world is full of wickedness debauchery and sin
And as a fitting punishment – we have the violin.