Over the years we have subjected our bodies to numerous 'torture devices' that are slimly disguised as fashion. What have you worn in the past that you would never own up to?
Me, where do I start.
Brothel creepers.
Bright red Cuban heel boots with gold toe cap and heel brace.
3 inch sole/6 inch heel black and red shoes as per Gary Glitter
Duffle coat with wooden toggles
Parka with fur that must have come from a cat as it stunk when wet.
Canary Yellow Bolero Jacketed Suit (got married in this)
Bright Blue (Buggles) glasses
Curly perm (looked like Harpo Marx)
Harlequin pattern waistcoat with matching tie
Kipper ties
Gangster hats (made from felt and brought from Romford market)
Balaclarva helmet
1940's army gear (during the Glen Miller revival early 80s)
anybody have anything worse?
